Signed Copies

It has become clear that many of you absolutely, categorically, and indefatigably refuse to buy a copy of this august work unless it bears the signature of Mr. Ben Dover himself. We can't blame you.

Let it never be said that we have not done all we can to satisfy your needs. Simply click the button below, and in due time a copy of "I Have A Dick. Now What?" shall appear on your doorstep. Within it shall be contained not only the collected wisdom of man, but the scrawl of Mr. Ben Dover as well, from his own hand.

We regret to inform you that at this time we are only shipping signed copies to addresses within the continental United States.

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