<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3461481498049099663</id><updated>2011-11-27T17:05:11.801-08:00</updated><category term='howdy'/><title type='text'>I Have A Dick. Now What?</title><subtitle type='html'>The website about the book about your dick.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihaveadicknowwhat.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3461481498049099663/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihaveadicknowwhat.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Ben Dover</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02372736959978068616</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jTSnq0gvXa8/S6F1iXDQZ9I/AAAAAAAAAi8/ARCEO8FT3iE/S220/Picture+6.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3461481498049099663.post-190556833471112140</id><published>2010-03-17T18:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T20:14:39.212-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='howdy'/><title type='text'>Greetings and salutations!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;You have arrived at the online establishment of Mr. Ben Dover and Mr. I.P. 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